Tuesday, October 9, 2007

For the Birds

The other day, I was walking along the sidewalk, and I accidentally kicked a pigeon. I kept walking until I realized, I just kicked a pigeon. What's the deal, pigeon? How come you let me kick you? He didn't even fly away. He just moved a little bit and looked at me like, "Whoa, there! Watch where you're going!" No, buddy, you're the one who can fly! Dumb pigeon.

1 comment:

  1. Some people refer to pigeons as "flying rats", but good luck kicking a rat! Pigeons might be more like "Flying Extra Slow Stupid Rats" But at least they're tasty.