Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Saluting America's Heroes

For those of you who don't know, today is Veteran's Day, a day when all Americans salute the brave men and women in our military.

Figuratively salute, of course, since it would be silly to literally salute because the soldiers wouldn't be able to see you.

Unless, of course, there actually is a veteran in front of you, in which case you can literally salute our veterans.

Unless, of course, the veteran finds that condescending. In which case, in order to salute our veterans you should not salute our veterans, since saluting our veterans would be insulting our veterans.

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