Hello all. Maybe you've noticed that we haven't posted anything here recently. Maybe you haven't. Maybe you're all a bunch of ungrateful bums.
If you did notice, you may be wondering, "Why haven't the Pake Shlake Band posted anything here recently." You may not be. You may be thinking, "I hope they don't call me an ungrateful bum. I don't know if my ego can take it."
Well regardless of what you've noticed or haven't noticed, wondered or not wondered, we at the Pake Shlake Band have been taking a little vacation time without taking the vacation time if you know what we're saying. You don't know what we're saying? Let us spell it out for you: VACATION!!! NO VACATION!!! WOO-HOO!!!
Did that help? How's this: Saturday = Weekend. Sunday = Also weekend. Monday = M.L.K. Hol.i.day. Tuesday = Inauguration Day, Outofwork Day.
Yes we took the Presidential Inauguration as a day off. We live in DC. How could you expect us to get to work with all of the traffic? What's that? You say we don't need to drive anywhere to post articles on this here website? Oh yeah? What about web traffic? What about setting records for most consecutive sentences that end in a question mark? Huh?
Anyway, the moral of the story is if we don't post, you shouldn't go to work. Happy Holidays.