Wednesday, June 24, 2009

A Penny for My Thoughts?

You know what expression I find very condescending? "Penny for your thoughts." Dude, why are you a jerk?

1. You think I am such an egotistical fool that I would charge for my thoughts, or even take donations?

2. If I were really charging for my thoughts, don't you think I would value them a bit higher than the lowest denomination of American currency?

And 3. Are my thoughts of such little value to you that you would offer me such a negligible amount in exchange?

No my friend, now you don't get to know my thoughts. Except for this one: You stink.

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