You know what expression I find very condescending? "Penny for your thoughts." Dude, why are you a jerk?
1. You think I am such an egotistical fool that I would charge for my thoughts, or even take donations?
2. If I were really charging for my thoughts, don't you think I would value them a bit higher than the lowest denomination of American currency?
And 3. Are my thoughts of such little value to you that you would offer me such a negligible amount in exchange?
No my friend, now you don't get to know my thoughts. Except for this one: You stink.