Hello. As you may have noticed, my post today looks suspiciously like my post from Thursday. Allow me to explain. I was thinking about my Thursday post, and I thought that I kind of messed up the joke, and it was bothering me all weekend. So, I decided to try again today. You what they say, "If at first you don't succeed try, try again."
Or perhaps in this case, "If at first you butcher a joke, butcher, butcher again, until you bloodied the joke so badly that even it if it would have been humorist, your repeated attempts to fix it have rendered it totally unfunny." Either way, I think I did what the expression dictated.