Wednesday, January 30, 2008

The King of Nopar

If I were king, I would rename my country Nopar. That way, I could park my car wherever I wanted. You see, even if there was a sign that said "NO PARKING," I would interpret that to mean the spot is reserved for the "Nopar King" which would of course be me.

Besides, if someone dared give me a parking ticket, I'd have them thrown in the Nopar Dungeon.


  1. Good luck getting out of a ticket in D.C. Just because you're a king doesn't automatically get you a Zone 3 permit, your highness.