Is there any real reason we say the alphabet in the order we do? I mean who's to say that A comes before B? Not I. Haha, I. Get it? I? No? Hmm.
Anyway, I suggest that we arrange the whole alphabet to match computer keyboards. Why not? We all type. It seems as good an order as any. So we should start teaching our kids the Q-W-E's instead of the A-B-C's, and see how that takes us. I bet it'll solve a lot of problems.