For those of you who don't know, Wimbledon started this week. And, at the All-England Club, they request that when you play you wear a predominantly white outfit (And by "request", they mean "demand"). I guess the idea is that the snooty British people want all the players to look nice and fancy. But, if you ask me, I think they forgot something. Wimbledon is played on grass courts. Ever heard of grass stains? So, instead of looking nice and fancy, they will look like first graders after recess. Brav.