You know that oldie "Tell Him" by the Exciters? You know, it goes:
"I know something about love. You've gotta want it bad.
If that guy's got into your blood, go out and get him.
If you want him to be the very part of you, that makes you want to breathe, here's the thing to do:
Tell him that you're never gonna leave him.
Tell him that you're always gonna love him.
Tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him right now."
You know what, Ms. Exciter? I know something about love too. And that sounds like horrible romance advice.