Shlakes: hey man Mister Terrace: hey dude what's up/ Shlakes: not much. haven't talked to you in a while Mister Terrace: yeah i know Shlakes: could you do me a little favor? Mister Terrace: absolutely what is it? Shlakes: name your first child Harris Mister Terrace: hmm Shlakes: that way his name would be Harris Terrace! Mister Terrace: yeah and if it's a girl, you'd want me to go with Paris, right? Shlakes: why would you do a silly thing like that? dude, you should probably talk to the missus first
And that's all she wrote. Except we're both dudes.