I can call you Sami, and Sami when you call me...

Choo wandee chat?

Shlakes: Dude!
Sami: what?
Shlakes: you cant spell salami without sami.
Sami: haha thats true. nor Al
Shlakes: DUDE. you should meet someone named al and just eat salami all day
Sami: haha done and done