You know that song "Chantilly Lace" by the Big Bopper? Here's the refrain:
Chantilly lace and a pretty face,
A ponytail hanging down,
A wiggle in a walk and a giggle in her talk
Makes the world go round.
There ain't nothing in the world like a big-eyed girl
To make me act so funny, make me spend my money,
Make me feel real loose like a long-necked goose
Like a girl.
Oh, baby you know what I like!
I have a question: What the hell is the Big Bopper talking about??