I was thinking, we live in an advanced society. We have airplanes, the internet, Snickers bars, but we still have to wash our clothes. Why have we not invented clothes that don't get dirty? So I started thinking about it.
What about suits of armor? Well, those would be uncomfortable, but it's a small price to pay for cleanliness. But, then I thought, I bet coffee would still stain a suit of armor. Is there anything that coffee wouldn't get dirty? And then I thought of it. Soap!
Yes, we should make our clothes out of soap! Soap gets things clean! You would never have to do laundry again! It's perfect. Sure, the washer and dryer lobbyists will try to stop it, but you'd think the soap lobby would at least try to float the idea, see if gets public support. Besides, who enjoys doing laundry? Nobody. Except maybe woodland creatures near the cottage of the Seven Dwarfs. So, it's a perfect idea.
And, yes, both the washer and dryer industry and the soap industry have lobbyists.