You know how the word "nuts" can refer to either the thing you use with bolts to keep things together or the tasty treat? Well, I think they should start making nuts out of nuts, so when you are working in the garage and get hungry, you can eat one of the nuts.
And that way, if you walk into a room and someone says, "Hey, can you give me a nut?" you don't have to say, "Which kind? The thing with a bolt or the tasty treat?" You can just say, "Here's a nut!"
It's around this time that you are probably thinking, "Mike, you're nuts!"
I may be nuts, but at least I don't have to worry about which kind.