So yesterday was a big day. Not only was it a big day for the 2008 presidential primaries, but it was also the last day before Lent. What does that mean? It was Super Tuesday and Fat Tuesday... Super Fat Tuesday!
What do you think? A little too much buildup, not enough punchline? Yeah, me too. Lemme try again.
So today is Ash Wednesday, the day when Catholics get ashes on their foreheads to symbolize the beginning of Lent. I wonder what would happen if one priest marked it wrong on his calendar and started putting ashes on people's heads on some random Wednesday in June or something. You think the parishoners would say something? Probably not. Free ashes!