Tuesday, July 28, 2009
I wonder what would happen if you left a can of mixed nuts outside in the forest. I bet there'd be one confused squirrel that would think he won the lottery. But then he'd realize that he didn't buy a ticket this week, and even if he had, there's no way the woodland gaming committee would know where to find him because he'd just moved to a new tree. And then he'd get confused and think that he had died and gone to squirrel heaven, but that wouldn't make sense because where is Uncle Wilbur? And then another, less-thoughtful squirrel would come by and eat the nuts.