Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Roll, Do Not Walk to the Nearest Exit

You know how at movie theaters, they tell you, "In case of emergency, walk do not run to the nearest exit"?

Well, what if there's a fire? Then you're supposed to stop, drop, and roll. So should you roll to the nearest exit or should you stop, drop, roll, get up and walk out?

Either way, it would make a great party dance.

1 comment:

  1. FOOL! You only Stop, Drop, and Roll if you are ON fire. Otherwise it is much safer for a crowd of people to calmly walk to the exit, not all be rolling on the floor together towards the exit. It's better not to be dizzy while trying to escape a fire!