Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Plastic Toy

On plastic bags, it sometimes says: "This is not a toy." Oh, yeah? Says who? I bet I can play with it. I'll throw it up in the air and watch it float down. Maybe I'll tie it in a knot. Or wear it as a cape. What the bag should really say on it is: "This is not a fun toy."

1 comment:

  1. Or maybe "This is a potentially lethal toy", but then again so is a Lincoln Log, if it gets jammed into your brain.