When we last left our heroes, Mike and Johnny were both unconscious on the floor.
Since Johnny was the first to pass out, it would make sense that he would be the first to wake. And he was.
"Uhhhh..." Johnny said, rising to his feet and holding his stomach, which was gurgling noisily. At this point, Mike opened his eyes.
"Johnny, you alright?"
"I can't stop this feeling, deep inside of me," Johnny said, falling back into his chair.
"Yeah, I know what you mean." Mike started to move, but remained on the floor.
"Get up, " Johnny said. "Stand up."
"OK, I'm tryin-"
"Stand up for your rights."
"Get up, stand up. Don't give up the fight."
Dun! Dun! DUN!!!(The "dun"s are for dramatic effect.)