We asked you for your bad vacation stories last time. TONY's story was really just an adaptation of his airpoetry haiku. So, he doesn't win. That means big A wins by default. Congratulations, big A, your story takes the cake.
Johnny mentioned the start of March Madness yesterday. That made us think of this question:
What song should replace "One Shining Moment" as the tribute song for the NCAA Tournament?
Our answer is "The Final Countdown" by Europe. All basketball games have countdown at the end, so it is apropos. You have a better song? Leave a comment.