For those of you who don't know, yesterday was Cinco de Mayo. But here is something interesting. Did you know that it takes place on the same day of the week as St. Patrick's Day? That's right! Every year, Cinco de Mayo and St. Patrick's day are on the same day of the week. I think I am the first person ever to realize this. I'm very proud of myself for this revelation. And justifiably so, if I may add. (You may.) Justifiably proud.
But, the real interesting part is that the Mexicans and the Irish have holidays that share the same day of the week. Oh, dear. That was the real interesting part? That's not interesting at all. Now, I'm disappointed in myself. (And justifiably so, if I may add.) You may. (Justifiably disappointed.)