If my last name were Ot, I would name my son Robert. That way he could be Rob Ot, and I could raise him to act like a robot. Like I would speak very slowly and walk all stiff-like in the hopes of him learning from me. And I would say things like "Processing...malfunction" and "Could...not...compute. Retransmit...instruction" instead of "I don't understand" or "What?"
Oh yeah, and I'd paint him silver. I don't think I'd make a very good parent.