So apparently, Mike made a post yesterday (under using the Pake Shlake Band account) claiming that there would be a second post in honor of April Fool's Day. Then he didn't write another post, and I sure as heck didn't, so we ended up with only one post. I think that might have been his point. Like it was an April Fool's Day trick to get people to keep coming back for more only to be disappointed. But that's just mean. It's never a good idea to trick your readers into disliking coming back to your site.
And so to apologize, I am telling you that there is no reason for you to come back to this site today.
I don't think it's a good idea to flat out tell your readers not to come back to your site either.