So a long time ago, I told you my problem with genies - no wishing for more wishes. And I've been thinking about it. You know, if these genies are so strict about how many wishes we get, they should really only give us two wishes.
Why two? Cause everyone's first wish, obviously, would be for a clean lamp.
Genie: "So wait a second. You're wasting a wish on cleaning my lamp?"
Dude: "Why else would I be rubbing the darn thing?"
Genie: "Your wish is my command. Two wishes left."
Dude: "Can I have more wishes?"
Genie: "Dude, you CRAZY????"