So yesterday was President's Day (did you notice, no post?) and in honor of the occasion, President's Day, C-SPAN came out with a list of the Presidents of the United States of America, ranked from best to worst. (Was Jason Finn the worst? He was a sucky drummer.) What? Not those Presidents. These Presidents. (Oh, my bad.)
Anyway, on this list, Abraham Lincoln was first, just barely edging out George Washington, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, and Charles Darwin. Our nation's ninth president, William Henry Harrison, was ranked 39th out of 42. For those of you who don't know, William Henry Harrison was president for a grand total of one month. Um, then how bad were Franklin Pierce, Andrew Johnson, and James Buchanan?