Tuesday, April 28, 2009

April Showers

Who wants a joke?

Mike: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Johnny: I don't know. What?
Mike: Pilgrims!
Johnny: And what do pilgrims bring?
Mike: Um, what?
Johnny: Rifles, supplies, diseases the Native Americans are ill-equipped to combat.
Mike: And what do diseases bring?
Johnny: Enmity, violence, reparations, the song "Cherokee People" by Paul Revere and the Raiders.
Mike: That song is called "Indian Reservation(The Lament of the Cherokee Reservation Indian)."
Johnny: Oh.

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