Monday, April 27, 2009

Bear Advice

People always say that when you're being chased by a bear, you should climb a tree or play dead.

I say you should get out your cellphone, call your family, and say, "I love you. But I just pissed off a bear."

1 comment:

  1. Many years ago an colleague of mine did something to upset a bear. He had heard of the classic advice that you mentioned, climb a tree or play dead. He climbed a tree, but wasn't sure if it worked, so he played dead...and fell out of the tree. The bear was waiting at the foot of the tree. It didn't end well for my colleague. That's why I never go camping.