Hello again. It's time again for another lesson in Shlakese, your favorite nonsensical language.
coach - a car; also spelled coche, but pronounced "coche" as in "coche" as opposed to "coche" as in "coche"; derived from the Spanish word "coche", which, coincidentally, also means "car".
Johny: Hurry, we're late, lets go!
Mike: OK, we can take my coach...Oh, we need to stop for gas!
Simple enough, right? Now, amaze your friends by asking them where their coach is. When they seem confused, make sure to clarify you mean coach as in coche, pronounced coche not coche. And when they say, "I have no idea what are you talking about!!", just smile and say, "Brav."