You know that nursery rhyme? No, not that one. Not that one either. Yeah, that one! It starts like this:
There was an old lady who lived in a shoe,
She had so many children, she didn't know what to do.
I have some advice, ma'am. MOVE OUT OF THE SHOE!
Side note: If you look at the word "shoe" long enough, you will be convinced that it is spelled wrong, since S-H-O-E can't possibly be pronounced the way we pronounce "shoe".