Last week we asked for odes to our founding fathers. And while there were some good ones, we have to give the title to Luca for his ode to apple pie (Although DJ's ode to beer was not far behind). Back to back wins for Luca! Oh, good job! Good job!
Yesterday, Mike talked about how Paul Simon couldn't think of 50 ways to leave his lover. We have decided to help him out.
Come up with more ways to leave your lover.
What does that mean, exactly? Well, the formula is simple. You need a way to leave your lover, followed by a name that rhymes with it. Here is ours:
Send her a fax, Max.
It's pretty simple. Your turn. In the comments.
Just send her a text, Rex.ReplyDelete
Fake your own death, Seth.ReplyDelete
Drive over her leg, Greg.ReplyDelete
Just give her some "arse", Nick. Get it, aresenic, but Nick...get it?ReplyDelete
I got some more:ReplyDelete
Go sleep with her sis, Chris - or-
Go sleep with his bro, Flo
Finally, the shoutout winner for next week...
Go tell her your gay, Ray
Fry up his pet fish, TrishReplyDelete
Try drowning her cat, Pat
Or poison his ger, Bill
I like finding ones where the last syllable is a name too, like my one from before. I also have pet allergies...and hate animals.
Get a tattoo that says "You're crazy", Patrick SwayzeReplyDelete
Jump off a cliff, BiffReplyDelete
Make love with a man, Stan
Get an STD, Mikey
Looks like that last way hits a little too close to home.ReplyDelete