Last week we asked for odes to our founding fathers. And while there were some good ones, we have to give the title to Luca for his ode to apple pie (Although DJ's ode to beer was not far behind). Back to back wins for Luca! Oh, good job! Good job!
Yesterday, Mike talked about how Paul Simon couldn't think of 50 ways to leave his lover. We have decided to help him out.
Come up with more ways to leave your lover.
What does that mean, exactly? Well, the formula is simple. You need a way to leave your lover, followed by a name that rhymes with it. Here is ours:
Send her a fax, Max.
It's pretty simple. Your turn. In the comments.